Conversations with Nicholas, Mattress Edition

Nicholas: “Mom, I have a pain in my stomach.”

Mom: “Are you okay? Do you think you ate too much at dinner?”

Nicholas: “No. I think I need a new mattress. I think I need the Sleep Number mattress.”

Mom: “Huh?”

Nicholas: “Those people on the commercial all have pains in their backs, and needed a Sleep Number mattress.”

Mom: “Okaaay?”

Nicholas: “Mommy, I sleep on my stomach. I have a pain in my stomach. I need a Sleep Number mattress. I think I’m a 100.”

Mom: “I think you’re watching too much television.”


  1. Sadie says

    Awesome – I love it. My son knows the ENTIRE voice over for the OFF personal insect repellent commercial. Maybe they can work together one day doing jingles…

    • Sherry says

      They would be incredible writing partners! Especially since their parents let them watch so much television…I mean do so much research 🙂

    • Sherry says

      Dawn~I hope you’ve subscribed to the RSS feed so that you can tell me I’m awesome on every post. I heart you!

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