Nicholas: “Mom, I have a pain in my stomach.”
Mom: “Are you okay? Do you think you ate too much at dinner?”
Nicholas: “No. I think I need a new mattress. I think I need the Sleep Number mattress.”
Mom: “Huh?”
Nicholas: “Those people on the commercial all have pains in their backs, and needed a Sleep Number mattress.”
Mom: “Okaaay?”
Nicholas: “Mommy, I sleep on my stomach. I have a pain in my stomach. I need a Sleep Number mattress. I think I’m a 100.”
Mom: “I think you’re watching too much television.”
