Conversations With Nicholas: Whataburger Edition

Nicholas got to choose dinner last night. He asked William for Whataburger, but he said he didn’t want the burger ordered the way we usually do…

Nicholas: I want the burger wet this time.
William: Wet? What do you mean?
Nicholas: I don’t want you to order it like you always do. I want it wet this time. The opposite of the way you usually order it.
William: So…you don’t want it plain and dry? {holding back laughter} Buddy, that means you want it with lettuce, tomato, and mustard.
Nicholas: Oh. Plain and dry is okay then.