Conversations with Nicholas, Mattress Edition

Nicholas: “Mom, I have a pain in my stomach.”

Mom: “Are you okay? Do you think you ate too much at dinner?”

Nicholas: “No. I think I need a new mattress. I think I need the Sleep Number mattress.”

Mom: “Huh?”

Nicholas: “Those people on the commercial all have pains in their backs, and needed a Sleep Number mattress.”

Mom: “Okaaay?”

Nicholas: “Mommy, I sleep on my stomach. I have a pain in my stomach. I need a Sleep Number mattress. I think I’m a 100.”

Mom: “I think you’re watching too much television.”